Think abou it

The maid asked for a pay raise.

 

Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

Maria: "Well madam, there are  three reasons why I want an increase." "The first is that, I iron better than you ."

Madam: "Who said  you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The master said so."

Madam: "Ohhh!"

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook  than you."

Madam: "Nonsense , who said you were a better cook than I?"

Maria: "The master did , madam."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover  than you."

Madam (very upset  now): "Did the master say so as well?"

Maria: "No madam, the driver did."